April 13: The Eternity Trap Parts One & Two (SJA)

Huh.  Tommy Knight (Luke) isn't in this story at all -- not even a quick cameo (apparently because he had GCSE exams).  But Floella Benjamin makes her third appearance as Professor Celeste Rivers of the Pharos Institute (she was also in The Lost Boy and The Day of the Clown), so that's something at least.

The Eternity Trap is designed as a game of two halves.  The first half is an effort to tell a standard ghost tale, with lots of spooky goings-on and such.  So we get inanimate things moving on their own, people who appear and disappear, and sounds that only certain people can hear.  I have to admit, while it seems like they do a pretty good job with all of this, I wasn't terribly enamored with it.  Perhaps I'm just not particularly interested in ghost stories, but I just kept waiting for them to get on with it.  My wife said she found it reasonably effective -- particularly the scenes in the nursery, with all the mechanical toys moving and such -- so I'm willing to believe it's just me.  They certainly do a good job of building up a tense atmosphere -- it's just not one I'm terribly interested in, so I'm just waiting for the explanations in part two.

Erasmus Darkening is confronted by Lord Marchwood. (The
Eternity Trap
Part Two) ©BBC
Unfortunately, the explanations that are provided aren't terribly interesting.  There's some technobabble about a transdimensional accelerator and how Erasmus Darkening is an alien who's been trapping people in the house for the last 344 years, but not enough is made of this: it's sufficient for them to say that it's actually science, not magic or anything paranormal, without delving into things.  This is a shame; if they'd explored the centuries-old electronics in the secret cellar a bit more, or done something clever with it, this might have become more special.  But no, Erasmus is defeated thanks to more technobabble (he's converted into electricity) and that's about it.

This is actually rather frustrating because there's quite a bit that's right about this.  The acting is almost all really good -- Donald Sumpter (who was in The Wheel in Space and The Sea Devils) is suitably threatening as Erasmus, while Callum Blue does a good job as the heroic Cavalier, Lord Marchwood.  And it's always lovely to see Professor Rivers again -- really, only Adam Gillen lets the side down a bit as Rivers' assistant Toby, who seems terrified of everything most of the time, rather than the intensely fascinated character the script wants.  But sadly, this seems like a story by the numbers; you may find the first half effective, but the resolution of The Eternity Trap is a damp squib that the story can't quite overcome, and the result is ultimately rather uninvolving.

April 12: "Regeneration" / "Liberation" (K-9)

One of the interesting ways in which the BBC works is that authors writing for the corporation often retain the rights to the characters they created.  (Terry Nation owning the rights to the Daleks is the best-known example in Doctor Who circles, but see The Dominators for an instance where confusion over who actually owned the Quarks led to all sorts of fallout.)  This extends to the character of K-9, originally created by Bob Baker & Dave Martin for The Invisible Enemy.  The fact that it was the authors who owned the rights to the character meant that they could shop the character around to put into their own, non-BBC production.  (Again, Terry Nation had tried to do something similar with the Daleks back in the '60s, but nothing had come of that.)  Bob Baker had apparently been trying to launch a K-9 show for years (along with a gentleman named Paul Tams, best known as...er...the artist of the cover of the Target novelization of the sixth Doctor radio drama Slipback), but the difference is that he finally succeeded in Australia (with British coproduction), and the result is the efficiently titled K-9, the pilot of which, "Regeneration", aired the day after The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith.

The result isn't great.  Rewatching this, it wasn't as mind-rendingly horrific as it seemed the first time, but there's still something off about it.  The storyline of "Regeneration" has some pretty interesting ideas floating around, with an attempt at a working time portal, a police state in future London (well, maybe; we don't actually have a lot of direct evidence for this yet), and a detention center for aliens.  The problem is that most all of the actors here feel stilted, as if they're all still uncomfortable being in this show.  The only one who comes out largely unscathed (well, besides John Leeson as the voice of K-9) is Robert Moloney, as the agoraphobic Professor Alastair Gryffen, who seems quite comfortable as a slightly neurotic scientist.  Unfortunately, the "rebellious" Starkey and Jorjie feel less like dangerous (or even mischievous) teenagers, and more like drama school students.  It's stereotypical "children's TV" acting, and it's especially obvious in comparison with The Sarah Jane Adventures, which largely manages to avoid this.

It's not all bad; John Leeson is as good as ever, and there are a couple subtle nods to K-9's parent show -- with the original design right at the beginning (because Bob Baker might own the character but the BBC owns the design) and an incredibly subtle reference to the Doctor on K-9's regeneration pod thing: δ³Σx², the Gallifreyan name of the Doctor according to the 1972 book The Making of Doctor Who, is printed on the side (and this is absolutely something Bob Baker would remember -- note his tendency to keep giving Time Lords Greek letters as names).  The new design isn't too bad, even if it's obviously targeted towards kids, and it does allow K-9 to be a bit more mobile.  There's also some really lovely direction from David Caesar and Mark DeFriest, with lots of interesting angles and such.  I also really like the way they've made the Jixen look not quite right, with a sort of shifting shimmer effect that makes it hard for the eye to focus on them.

Still, there's not really anything particularly exciting about "Regeneration"; it does its job of giving us a brand-new K-9, and it sort of sets up the world of the show, but too much time is spent on situations we're not given enough information about for us to care, and the stilted nature of the main actors is a severe drawback.  But this is a pilot; hopefully things will get better.

Jorjie, Professor Gryffen, K-9, Darius, and Starkey. ("Liberation")
©Screen Australia, Pacific Film and Television Commission Pty
Limited, Park Entertainment Limited, Cutting Edge Post Pty
Limited, and Metal Mutt Productions Pty Limited
Next up208 is the second episode, "Liberation", which picks up where "Regeneration" left off.  It's still largely the same as the first episode; the main things of note are that Daniel Webber, as Darius Pike, already seems far more comfortable and natural here than he did last time, and that we get a large parade of aliens in the detention centre that look like they just slapped some odd masks on people -- it screams low budget.  It certainly doesn't help that there are some silly "jokes" scattered through this, such as calling one of the aliens "Mr. Wiffy", apparently in reference to his smell -- it's very much children's TV humor.  There's also the "shocking" twist that Jorjie's mother is high up in the secretive "Department" that Jorjie and Starkey are rebelling against; it doesn't seem to make much of a difference in the narrative scheme of things, and by the end we seem to be more or less back where we started, with the one difference being that the alien detention centre has been closed down.

These two episodes have their moments, but so far K-9 is largely a disappointment, veering from barely watchable to simply tedious with alarming regularity.  Hopefully we can put this down to the growing pains associated with a new series, but K-9 has a long way to go before it can compete with even the least of its step-siblings.







208 Up to this point I've been able to more or less view everything in the order it was broadcast (the sole caveat is "The Infinite Quest", which was broadcast in short pieces week by week until they re-broadcast the complete story right before "Last of the Time Lords"), but the British airdates of K-9 screw things up by being occasionally broadcast in the wrong order.  Thus "Liberation", explicitly the second episode of the series, was actually the 20th episode broadcast for some reason, and thus technically aired on 9 October 2010 -- two days before The Nightmare Man Part One, the series 4 opener of The Sarah Jane Adventures; I've elected to view it in its proper place, however.  I'll note other oddities as we go.

April 11: The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith Parts One & Two (SJA)

So we finally get a spin-off episode with the Doctor in it, and they treat him like an old-school monster in that he doesn't actually appear until the part one cliffhanger (although they keep tantalizing the audience with the sound of the TARDIS trying to materialize through the episode).

Fortunately Gareth Roberts is keenly aware of the fact that this is still The Sarah Jane Adventures, and thus we get a fun story about Sarah Jane getting married.  The first half definitely is fun; the espionage stuff at the beginning, where Luke, Rani, and Clyde are spying on Sarah Jane only to see that she's been going on dates, is rather wonderful, and the scenes with Rani and Clyde dealing with the alien that Sarah Jane bought on eBay (yes, really) while trying not to let Sarah Jane's beau Peter see what's going on are a good silly time.  Roberts keeps the sense of goodwill that these moments engender going for quite some time, but he also adds in the bit about the engagement ring causing Sarah Jane to change her mind, just to make sure that we haven't tuned in to the soap opera version of The Sarah Jane Adventures.

The Doctor exhorts K-9 to locate Sarah Jane while Rani, Luke, and
Clyde look on. (The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith Part Two) ©BBC
But the thing that everyone is really waiting for is the appearance of the Doctor (and as the series 3 DVD cover notes, this story was filmed after Tennant's swansong in The End of Time), and he doesn't disappoint.  It's really wonderful to see Tennant take on the guest role here, as he tries to track down Sarah Jane and defeat the Trickster, who's back for a third time to try and get rid of Sarah Jane.  Roberts manages the trick of making the Doctor important in this episode but not the main focus (as it should be), which means that while we get some great scenes with the Doctor -- including a sly reference to Sarah Jane's name change ("Sarah Jane.  She doesn't like being called Sarah," Rani corrects the Doctor at one point.  "She does by me," the Doctor blithely replies) and some extra information about the Trickster ("The Trickster is a creature from beyond the universe," the Doctor tells the others.  "Forever trying to break in to our reality, manifest himself.  He's one of the Pantheon of Discord. ... He's an eternal exile, who exists to wreak havoc") -- the resolution of the events comes from Clyde and from Peter Dalton, who decides to give up his life in exchange for allowing Sarah Jane to live the life she wants to live, even though she still loves Peter.  "But I chose you because you didn't have the strength," the Trickster cries.  "You really don't know my Sarah Jane, do you?  She gave me the strength," Peter replies.

It is occasionally slightly odd to see the Doctor used in this manner, though; the styles of Doctor Who and The Sarah Jane Adventures aren't wildly different, but they're far enough apart that there are occasional moments where the Doctor's presence feels awkward -- it's as if we need to be reminded that this is still The Sarah Jane Adventures, and so the Doctor ends up praising Luke, Clyde, and Rani quite a bit, but in a way that rings slightly false.  Still, it doesn't happen often, and while there's the other oddity of the Doctor not being the focus of the story, that's easy enough to excuse after a moment or so.

So.  Gareth Roberts pulls off the difficult task of putting the Doctor in a spin-off show and not immediately unbalancing the story as a result, and he also gives us another diabolical plot from the Trickster and a resolution that pleasingly hinges on Sarah Jane's effect on people, rather than on the Doctor's presence.  The result is a fan-pleasing, high-quality tale that hits all the right notes and manages to make this more than just "the one with the Doctor in it" (even if that likely is how most people will remember it).  If only they'd managed to get Nicholas Courtney in as they'd originally hoped, this would have been almost perfect.  As it is, we'll have to settle for very good indeed.

April 10: The Mad Woman in the Attic Parts One & Two (SJA)

Finally!  A character named Adam in the 21st-century franchise who's a good person!

The framing story for this is...odd.  They've decided to give us a look fifty years into the future, where we see Rani as an old, lonely person, living in Sarah Jane's old place, as she explains to Adam how her life ended up this way.  But there's no clear reason at any point as to why this framing story is here in the first place; she doesn't remember things differently or have the power to change her past -- it's just the story of how Rani having a bad day cost her.

As far as bad days go, though, this one is pretty interesting, with Rani being called to the south coast of England by a former friend named Sam, who's found something strange at a closed-down amusement park that he thinks Rani should investigate.  Some homeless people are riding rides and doing little else, and the caretaker of the place isn't explaining what's going on.  But look, it's Elisabeth Sladen's husband, Brian Miller, as the caretaker!  (You might remember Brian Miller as the showman from Snakedance, or (possibly) one of the Dalek voice artists from the last two Dalek serials of the 1980s.)  It's rather nice to see them together on screen, even if they don't directly interact that much and the caretaker Harry is hindering Sarah Jane's investigation.

Eve starts to unleash her powers. (The Mad Woman in the
Attic
Part Two) ©BBC
Harry is covering up for a young alien woman called Eve, who's controlling the homeless people and having them enjoy "playtime".  She doesn't seem like an evil alien or anything -- she's simply lonely, as her planet was caught in the crossfire of a war (very strongly implied to be the Last Great Time War) and she was sent out on her own as a survivor.  As such, she's portrayed as a young woman who simply doesn't know any better, who's started to use these powers without understanding why they're wrong -- or, as we learn, that they'll kill her if left unchecked.

It's nice to have a story with a happy ending, and The Mad Woman in the Attic reveals that Eve's ship has been slowly repairing itself, while trying to get Eve to expend her energy in safe ways (with Harry's help), until the ship is ready to depart.  The ship can also show people their past and future (since Eve's people were time sensitives), which means, excitingly, we get clips of old Doctor Who episodes featuring Sarah Jane -- including The Five Doctors (which was important if you were one of the people arguing that The Five Doctors had been removed from the timeline in the wake of the Time War).  Plus we get a tantalizing hint of the future, as we see the TARDIS materializing in Sarah Jane's attic.

But yes, sorry, happy endings.  Eve isn't evil, and the ship uses her excess energy to finish repairing itself, along with that black hole K-9's been monitoring since the first episode, which means they can leave for other places.  It's a really lovely moment, made even sweeter by Eve's adoptive family, Harry and Sam, electing to go with her: she won't be lonely anymore.  The only odd bit is where the ship decides to remove Sarah Jane, Luke, and Clyde from the timeline in response to an offhand comment from Rani earlier -- "I wish they'd just leave me alone" -- which does feel strange in context, and even stranger when it's so easily fixed by Adam.  It's like they just wanted to show us the future with Rani happy with family in Sarah Jane's attic instead of the one where she's all alone, because it doesn't really fit with the rest of the story (even as we acknowledge the underlying "loneliness sucks" theme).

So The Mad Woman in the Attic is a sweet, lovely story about how great it is to have friends, even if they're sometimes not exactly what we want.  It's a well-constructed story with some fine performances, and other than the framing story this one's really firing on all cylinders.  Plus we finally get K-9 into the series proper!  (Presumably since Bob Baker has allowed them to have K-9 back, now that he's gotten his own K-9 spinoff show going and there won't be confusion as to which show is the K-9 one.)

Of course, the trailer for the next story looks even more incredibly thrilling -- Sarah Jane's getting married and...is that the Doctor?!

April 9: Prisoner of the Judoon Parts One & Two (SJA)

And so now we move on from July 2009 and the events of Torchwood: Children of Earth207 and on to October 2009.  Series 3 of The Sarah Jane Adventures begins in much the same way as series 2 did, with an appearance of a Doctor Who alien.  But unlike The Last Sontaran, which was overtly a sequel to a Who story, Prisoner of the Judoon merely uses the Judoon for a brand-new story, involving an escaped criminal who crashed with his Judoon captor on Earth.

It's rather nice to have a story that focuses on the Judoon -- up to this point they've been generally relegated to the background, in favor of stories about plasmavores and disappearing planets, but here the Judoon are placed front and center, and we get to learn about their mindset and how they operate.  As such, it's quite a bit of fun following Captain Tybo around, as he insists on obeying all posted signs regarding traffic laws and "keep out" areas, but he has no problem shooting at people if he thinks they're breaking the law or obstructing the course of justice.  It sounds rather frightening, but writer Phil Ford and director Joss Agnew both do a good job of giving these scenes the right amount of lightness to make them seem funny rather than scary.

However, some of the best moments in Prisoner of the Judoon go to Elisabeth Sladen, who spends much of part one and just about all of part two being possessed by the escaped criminal, Androvax.  Sladen is clearly having a great time, playing an evil creepy alien, as she goes around threatening people and making plans to escape, thanks to some blueprints from a spaceship that crashed in 1947 Roswell that Mr. Smith happened to have on file.  (This is a reference to the animated Doctor Who special "Dreamland", which Phil Ford also wrote but which hadn't actually been broadcast at the time Prisoner of the Judoon went out.)  Sladen plays possessed Sarah in a much more slinky, sensual manner, which is particularly unsettling coming from Sarah Jane.  But what's also worth nothing is that Sladen plays this in a way that's different from her possession by Eldrad in The Hand of Fear -- not surprising, given that that was 33 years earlier, but it's still good to see a different take on a possessed Sarah Jane.  The way she seems to embrace being evil, as she looks forward to her upgraded nanoforms destroying Earth, is wonderfully villainous, and the moments where the possessed Sarah Jane speaks to the genuine Sarah Jane in reflections are well done without seeming too much like Gollum from Peter Jackson's adaptation of The Lord of the Rings.

Gita and Haresh are surprised by materializing Judoon.
(Prisoner of the Judoon Part Two) ©BBC
Plus we get some fun moments with Gita and Haresh Chandra in the Genetech facility, putting plants around the lobby and encountering aliens up close and personal for the first time ever.  (Presumably they know about aliens from the Daleks and such, but they probably didn't see them up close.)  These scenes are also played for laughs, as, after their initial encounter, Gita and Haresh spend most of their time dodging the Judoon as they try to make their way out of the building, looking panicked every time they run into them.  It's great fun.

Prisoner of the Judoon does a great job of reestablishing The Sarah Jane Adventures (well, that's what it seems like they're trying to do, what with Sarah Jane's speech at the top and tail) as a fun, quick-paced show.  In many ways this is, more than ever, setting itself up as the opposite to Torchwood, showing us that while there may be horror in the universe, there are also, as Sarah Jane states at the end, the most wondrous things: "Parts of the universe are dying all the time.  Planets, stars, people.  But the amazing part is that it isn't the end.  It's only the beginning of something new and exciting being born."  That sums up Prisoner of the Judoon (and The Sarah Jane Adventures) pretty well.








207 There's a thought; were Luke, Clyde, and Rani affected by the 456?  What was Sarah Jane doing that week?  (Allowing for the fact that the British government weren't telling anyone what was actually going on -- but still, you'd think Sarah Jane would have been doing something -- particularly if Luke and company were affected.)

April 8: Children of Earth: "Day Five" (TW)

"Day Five" sees things at their lowest and darkest point; Torchwood has failed, with their stand against the 456 resulting in Ianto's death and little more, and the only thing the world can do, it seems, is comply with the 456's demands in a way that doesn't make all the parents of the world suspicious until it's too late.

It's really terrible to watch the British government enact this plan to sacrifice children to appease an alien mobster (because that's how the 456 seem), and it's even worse when we learn why the 456 want the children: as sources of drugs.  "The hit," the 456 respond, after Colonel Oduya of UNIT asks them why.  "They create chemicals.  The chemicals are good. ... We feel good."  So this really does make the 456 seem like bullying pushers -- but it seems there's nothing we can do to stop them.

So we get a number of depressing scenes, as troops are mobilized to collect the selected 10% of the children under a pretense of receiving inoculations against being controlled by the 456.  Children being herded onto buses as parents and teachers voice their protests, while troops start breaking into homes to round up the remaining kids, are chilling moments, but it's the sight of John Frobisher slowly walking into his home, rounding up his family, and shooting them all and then himself so that they won't be handed over to the 456 (as Prime Minister Green has elected that Frobisher be the government's symbol that all is well with the "inoculations"), that is one of the most disturbing parts of the episode.  This tells us that there is no hope, and that the government will even betray its own to save itself.

Jack prepares to sacrifice his grandson to save the world.
(Children of Earth: "Day Five") ©BBC
The only reason we ultimately get out of this is because Johnson (of all people), when confronted with the truth of what the government is doing (thanks to those Torchwood recordings), breaks Captain Jack out of jail so that he can stop the 456 before it's too late.  And the only solution they have involves sacrificing a child in order to save the rest -- and the only child on hand is Jack's grandson Steven.  Jack, it seems, has no choice but to use Steven to send out a "constructive wave" along the 456 wavelength to hurt them.  It works (with a spectacular explosion inside the 456's tank before they head back to wherever they came from), but it kills Steven in the process -- an act which Alice seems unable to forgive her father for.  Not that Jack seems any happier about it.  So in the end the 456 are stopped, but it feels like a hollow victory.  (Although it seems Prime Minister Green is going to receive his comeuppance for being so politically manipulative -- Bridget Spears will see to that.  Which means that Britain's run through three prime ministers in as many years, it seems...)  So many people have died and Jack feels responsible for them, and he's tired of it.  So he runs away, out into the stars, leaving Gwen and Rhys behind.

Thus Children of Earth comes to an end.  It's been a tense, incredibly watchable thriller, and even when things seemed to be going down the tubes for the characters it remained compelling television.  This is a combination of good scripts from Russell T Davies, John Fay, and James Moran, and superb direction from Euros Lyn.  In many ways this series is pushing even further away from its parent show -- Doctor Who tends to go for triumphant endings, but Children of Earth is a depressing one.  It's really well done, but it's still as bleak as hell.  There are no easy answers here, and no Doctor to come in and save us.  As Gwen says in this episode,
There's one thing I always meant to ask Jack.  Back in the old days I wanted to know about that Doctor of his.  All those times in history when there's no sign of him, I wanted to know why not.  But I don't need to ask any more.  I know the answer now.  Sometimes the Doctor must look at this planet and turn away in shame.
Children of Earth is a miniseries designed to examine the darker side of humanity, the one that makes selfish bargains to save ourselves -- the side that explicitly doesn't believe that "an injury to one is an injury to all".  It's not a pretty side, and ultimately the heroes come from unexpected places -- such as Johnson, who puts the actual welfare of the nation over what she's been told is best, or Bridget Spears, who's willing to bring down a government in the name of justice, disgusted by what she witnessed in those meetings (although the implication that Denise Riley is going to be the one taking over is hardly reassuring).  And even the victors have to make bargains with the devil to succeed.

It's not the easiest five hours of television to watch.  But Children of Earth is incredibly compelling, and probably the best Torchwood they've put on screen.  It ends on a note of finality: "Are you ever coming back, Jack?" Gwen asks at the end.  "What for?" Jack replies, and nothing Gwen can say will stop him.  It's a show that's run the gamut from awful to amazing, but Torchwood, it seems, ends on a high note.

(Which makes it even more surprising that they ended up with a fourth season -- but that's still in the future...)

April 7: Children of Earth: "Day Four" (TW)

Man, if you thought the first three episodes were good, that's nothing compared to what "Day Four" brings -- not only do we get the same character drama as before, but we also get some terrible decisions being made as the plot advances.  The combination of this sends the audience on one hell of an emotional ride over the course of this hour, as Children of Earth continues to excel.

So the 456 want 10% of the children of the world.  That's a lot more than the twelve they wanted 44 years ago (oh, and hey, Rhys specifically mentions 44 years, so therefore this takes place in 2009 -- useful if you're the sort of person who wants to work out the dates of all the franchise shows of this era).  The flashbacks we get are interesting; it suggests that the 456 were offering a cure to a new strain of flu in exchange for those twelve kids.  That was a deal Britain was willing to make: the lives of twelve in exchange for saving twenty-five million.  It's interesting because here we get no such offer: it's "give us ten percent or we will wipe out your entire species."  As Gwen points out to Jack, it's essentially a protection racket, and now the 456 are leaning on the human race.

It's also quite disturbing to see what they've done to the children they were given; it's not clear why exactly they were needed, but seeing one of them connected up to the 456, still young and apparently conscious is really creepy.  "We do not harm the children.  They feel no pain.  They live long beyond their years," the 456 state.  "Oh well, that's OK then," Gwen replies sarcastically.  We know that, at the very least, the children aren't going to be treated well by our standards.  Yet, it seems the 456's threat has backed humanity into a corner.

As such, the most disturbing scenes in "Day Four" aren't those of the child hooked up to the 456 inside that tank, or the 456 spewing green bile all over the cameraman, but are instead those of the British government, trying to decide the best way to select 10% of the nation's children to give to the 456.  It's rather horrifying to watch them start from suggesting a purely random selection to eventually advocating a form of eugenics based on test scores:
Now look, on the one hand you've got the good schools.  And I don't just mean those producing graduates, I mean the pupils who will go on to staff our hospitals, our offices, our factories.  The workforce of the future.  We need them.  Accepted, yes?  So, set against that you've got the failing schools, full of the less able, the less socially useful.  Those destined to spend a lifetime on benefits, occupying places on the dole queue and, frankly, the prisons.  Now look, should we treat them equally?  God knows, we've tried, and we've failed.  And now the time has come to choose.  And if we can't identify the lowest achieving ten percent of this country's children, then what are the school league tables for?
The only upside to this (well, other than a chance to finally see Dalek-and-more voice artist Nicholas Briggs in front of the camera, as Rick Yates) is that Torchwood has been recording all of this (thanks to Lois), and they finally have enough material that they can use as leverage to get inside Thames House and confront the 456.  It really is something of a punch-the-air moment, as Lois stands up and slowly but with increasing confidence tells the assembled Cabinet that the meeting has been recorded and that Torchwood must be given access to the 456 or else all these meetings will be made public.  It really is a great moment.

Jack kisses Ianto goodbye. (Children of Earth: "Day Four") ©BBC
It's a shame that it goes south so quickly, though.  It's really great to see Jack and Ianto make a stand against the 456, to tell them what will happen if the 456 try to take the children -- "When people find out the truth, you will have over six billion angry human beings taking up arms to fight you," Jack tells them.  "That might be a fight you think you can win, but at the end of it, the human race in defence of its children will fight to the death.  And if I have to lead them into battle, then I will" -- but the consequences of that action are dire, as the 456 seal off Thames House and release a virus that kills everyone inside.  Tragically, this means that Ianto dies as well, with a very poignant death scene as he wonders if Jack will even remember him in a thousand years' time.  So goodbye to Ianto Jones, who became easily one of the best characters on Torchwood.

But now we see that the 456 have called Jack's bluff -- and it seems the British government has no choice but to comply with their terms.  "Two choices," Yates says.  "Either we go to war against an enemy we can't beat, or we go to war against our own people for their own good."  "An injury to one is not an injury to all," says Denise Riley, the engineer of the "lowest 10%" plan, explicitly refuting what Jack told the 456.  "We have to surrender."  "Thirty five million children," says the Prime Minister.  "Or six point seven billion people," Riley replies.  And so the stage is set for the final episode of Children of Earth...